1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Naughty America. 2 00:00:01,340 --> 00:00:02,980 Nobody does it better. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:05,960 Okay, 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,640 so we're good. 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:17,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Direct flight to New York. I gotta get out of here. 6 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:19,780 Yeah. 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,160 How long? 8 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,280 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two hours. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,320 Okay. 10 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:30,389 What's up, Danny? 11 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:31,390 Hey. 12 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:34,630 Were you off to another vacation with my dad's money? 13 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:36,010 Very funny. 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,350 All you do is spend his money. 15 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:44,450 Funny thing about your dad, first of all, you can give him this, because I 16 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:45,450 be giving him that anymore. 17 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:48,370 Wait, wait, you're breaking up with my dad? 18 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:51,930 Five years you've been using him, and now you're just going to up and leave in 19 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:52,930 the middle of the night? 20 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:54,730 First of all, it's daytime. 21 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,530 Second of all, your dad? 22 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,580 Just got a letter from the IRS that he's getting audited. And I'm not waiting 23 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,060 around for when he has no money. 24 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,680 Wait, what do you mean, audited? What does that mean? 25 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:09,880 Audited as in he's going to lose everything, as in not have enough money 26 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:10,880 for your gym membership. 27 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,380 What? They're going to take my dad's money? No gym membership? 28 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,040 You're kidding, right? 29 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,580 No. Why do you think I'm getting the fuck out? 30 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,240 Oh, my God. Seriously? What am I going to do? 31 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,860 I mean, I've got supplements to buy. 32 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,320 Are you serious? 33 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:30,970 I could have a talk with him. Who are these people at the IRS? They could just 34 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,889 do that? 35 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:36,630 Yeah, it's called paying your taxes, and your dad doesn't. So, I'm not sucking 36 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,750 old dick for no reason. 37 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:39,548 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:42,770 I think I'm having, like, an anxiety attack. Seriously? 39 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,330 I don't know what I'm going to do. 40 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,110 You could get a job. 41 00:01:46,810 --> 00:01:47,810 A job? 42 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:52,570 I'm in the prime of my life. Get a job? Why do you think I look so good because 43 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,570 I don't have a job? 44 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,820 Why don't you go get a job at the gym? I'm going to lose all my gains. 45 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,100 I mean, everything. 46 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Probably. 47 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:01,900 Where are you going? 48 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:03,740 New York. 49 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,140 Can I go with you? I can't stay here by myself with that guy. I don't even like 50 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:10,340 him. Well, the way I make money is a little different than the way you make 51 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:15,600 money. Well, listen. I can help out any way you need me to help out. You've got 52 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,600 to take me with you. 53 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,840 Please. Please. I don't want to stay here. They're going to take the house. 54 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,120 I have nothing to do. 55 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,940 Look, you're not my kid, so... Come on. I'm begging you. 56 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,440 I'm not a survivor. I won't survive in this environment. 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,440 You want to come with me? 58 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,120 Yeah, please, please. 59 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,880 Please. You want to come with me? Why don't you show me how much you want to 60 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,880 come with me? 61 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:47,780 I'm kind of tired of this second old dick, and that I could use. 62 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:49,859 And that. 63 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:52,480 Well, all right. 64 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:57,570 If this is gonna mean, like, me hanging out and getting the fuck out of here. 65 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,590 Yeah, I mean, but you gotta be good at it. 66 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,760 Oh, my God. 67 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,440 Oh, 68 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:44,460 my God, it tastes so good. 69 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,200 I'm going to get it from the back, too. 70 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,120 Oh, my God. 71 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,320 Oh, 72 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,840 my God, you've got to let me go with you. 73 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:31,740 Yeah, you can go. 74 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,540 Oh, fuck. 75 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,080 Get up here and bend over. 76 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,440 Oh, fuck. 77 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:14,760 Naughty America. 78 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:19,300 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.